IRS Audit

Richard (who was an old combat Infantryman) arrived at his Internal Revenue Service audit accompanied by another man. The IRS guy assumed the other man was Richard's attorney.

Going over his records, the IRS official said, "Well, sir, it appears that you live at a much higher level than your reported employment income. How do you explain that?"

Richard replied, "I love to gamble and I usually win." The skeptical official gave him a disbelieving look.

"I can prove it," said Richard. "How about a demonstration?" The official thought a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead." Richard said, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."

The auditor thought a moment and said, "No way! It's a bet!" Richard removed his glass eye and bit it.

The official's jaw dropped. Richard said, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."

The official could tell Richard wasn't blind, so he took the bet. Richard then removed his dentures and bit his good eye.

The stunned official was now three grand in the hole!

"Want to go double or nothing?" Richard asked. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on your desk and piss into that wastebasket by the door over there and never get a drop anywhere in between." The auditor, twice burned, was cautious now, but there's no way this guy could manage that stunt, so he agreed again! Richard climbed up on the auditor's desk, missed the wastebasket completely, and pretty much peed all over the desk.

The official grinned. He had just turned a huge loss into a huge win! But then he noticed that Richard's friend looked visibly upset and was shaking. "Are you okay?" he asked.

The man replied, "Not really. Before we arrived, Richard bet me twenty thousand dollars he'd piss on your desk and you'd be happy about it!"

[Grimmy]

Lol!!!

[Navy6064]

lol

[SpongeJuan]

lol that's some funny shit lol