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Once a Marine
On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on
> her wedding night and put it on. > She went to her husband, a retired Marine Sergeant Major, and said:"Honey, > do you remember this?" > > He looked up from his newspaper and said: "Yes dear, I do. You wore > that same negligee the night we were married" > She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me > that night?" > > He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I said; 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck > the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out." > > She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said. So now it's > fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have > to say tonight?" > > He looked her up and down and replied, > > "Mission accomplished." > -Pam |
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