Top Ten Signs You're On A Lame Spring Break

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Top Ten Signs You're On A Lame Spring Break

10. Your hotel room offers a breathtaking view of the Persian Gulf
9. The package is 5 days, 2 nights
8. Closest thing you get to a sunburn is a rash from the hotel linens
7. Instead of a wet t-shirt contest, there's a less satisfying "wet hat" contest
6. Limbo stick looks an awful lot like a human femur
5. Difference between the presidential suite and a regular room? Free Q-Tips
4. Ask where to take a swim, the concierge suggests mall fountain
3. The bed in your room is not a water bed but it's awfully damp
2. Conga line ends at Scientology Center
1. Most action you got was when mom kissed you goodbye

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1. That French island resort they talked about turned out to have two "r's" in the word "Paris".
2. Breakfast lunch and dinner was an acronym called "MRE".
3. The free clothes they told you about were cammies.
4. The exercise program they talked up included a 54 hour jaunt with almost no sleep.
5. The hotel is called a "squad bay".
6. The "concierge" has incredibly capable vocal cords, and uses them.
7. The swimming pool is only for one week, and they expect difficult things there.
8. The sand pit is NOT for volleyball.
9. The only females you see look pretty much the same as you do.
10. The end of "Spring Break" is just about the best day of your life.