|
|||||||
| The Fouled Anchor Join Old Salt for funny military jokes, stories. |
![]() |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
|
|
#1 (permalink) | ||
|
Administrator
Brad
is Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Chicago
Posts: 7,405
Threads: 334 UserID: 10 |
Amen
There was a Preacher whose wife was expecting a baby, so he went before the congregations and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the Preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the Preacher’s salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman’s additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, “Children are a gift from God” he said. Silence fell on the congregation.
In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, “Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.” And the congregation said, “Amen”. |
||
|
|
|
|
|
#6 (permalink) | ||
|
Marine ![]() Semper Fi! knucklehead Grimmy
is AKA: Mac
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: California
Posts: 6,391
Threads: 428 UserID: 189 |
Re: Amen
Lol
-Mac |
||
|
|
|
| Sponsored Links |
» Support the Site! |
Military Gear - Military Ltd Gear - Infantrymen Gear - Ranger Gear - Single Servicemen |
![]() |
| Tags |
| amen |
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
| New To The Site? | Need Information? |