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Old 04-23-2006, 05:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So the piolot of the airplane comes over the loud speaker and tells everyone that the plane is going down and they will crash and burn. So this older lady stands up and is hysterical. She says "I can't die yet ,no one has EVER made me feel like a real woman. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME FEEL LIKE A REAL WOMAN!!!" And to everyones amazment this hot Italian guy gets up from the back of the plane and starts walking to her. As he's walking he is taking his shirt off in a very sentual way. When he gets to her he hands her his shirt and says "Iron this and get me something to eat."

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Old 04-23-2006, 05:51 PM   #2 (permalink)

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My soon to be mother in law told me this, and I couldn't wait to pass it on. I told my fiancee he had better learn the opposite from this joke. (He's Italian)

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