Enjoy these sayings while enjoying your favorite beer.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer. Abraham Lincoln
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Stephen Wright
One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesn't live like the previous generation. It hasn't yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer. Ron Klugman, SVP, Coors Brewing
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin
The roots and herbs beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengthen and quicken the sight of the eyes. Nicholas Culpeper
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Dave Barry
[I recommend]...bread, meat, vegetables and beer. Sophocles' philosophy of a moderate diet
Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer. Homer Simpson
Oh, lager beer! It makes good cheer, And proves the poor man's worth; It cools the body through and through, and regulates the health. Anonymous
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." Jack Handy
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety. Shakespeare, Henry V
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop. Winston Churchill to his Secretary of War, 1944
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old. Martin Luther
Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods. Bruce Carlton
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer. John Churchill, First Duke of Marlborough
An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer. Confucius
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. David Daye
He was a wise man who invented beer. Plato
This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption... Beer! Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, Friar Tuck
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. Kaiser Welhelm
Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink. Whitstran Brewery sign
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