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Old 08-15-2006, 08:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Immigration Supplemental Testing

sent to me by a Marine who attended my last reunion in Vegas 2005.

Mujibar was trying to get into the USAlegally through Immigration.


The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United States of America."


Mujibar said, "I am ready."


The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."


Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."


The Officer said, "Go ahead."


Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"


Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon Help desk.


I talked to him yesterday.
 
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Old 08-15-2006, 08:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Thats HP tec. support.



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*groan* lol, its too funny cause its true

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hahahaha this shit is so true. I always have trouble with them tech support folk
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