Top 11 signs you're flat broke

**Navy6064** · 08-17-2006, 05:40 PM

Top 11 signs you're flat broke

1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

2. You wash your toilet paper

3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.

5. Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.

6. At communion you go back for seconds.

7. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

8. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

9. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.

10. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

11. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

SpongeJuan · 08-28-2006, 01:58 PM

hahahaha the cleaning up while looking for change was funny

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