Retired Fun

[USMCRET6391]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting

Well for example, the other day I went into a shop in town. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi Bastard.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a piece of stinking dog shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't give a shit because I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.

[Grimmy]

LOL! Way to keep those synapses firing!

[Navy6064]

lol

[SpongeJuan]

That's fucking funny