Top Ten Reason Why I Became a Staff Officer:

[Navy6064]

Top Ten Reason To Become a Staff Officer:


[indent][b]10. Everyone needs a new concept of Hell.
9. I figured a gun to the head was too painless.
8. You didn't think history majors worked at a history factory did you?
7. I could easily justify getting fired.
6. I volunteered for a sleep deprivation experiment.
5. I don't need a social/family life anyway.
4. I wanted to leave the world more complicated than I found it. (S3 Planner)
3. I couldn't get into the plumber's union. 2. I always had a burning desire to be "doctrinally correct."
2. I always had a burning desire to be "doctrinally correct."

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1. Masochism, masochism, masochism...

[Donald]

lol