You Might Be Military Intelligence If . . .

[Navy6064]

You Might Be Military Intelligence If . . .

1. PT is canceled because of the sun.
2. Your M16 jams and you try to reboot it.
3. You believe "Air Assault" is when the air conditioner breaks down.
4. Your boots were last polished in the factory.
5. You brag about making tape again.
6. You think D&C is a form of sexual deviance.
7. You want to know more about D&C.
8. You have the IG's number on speed dial.
9. Your GT score is higher than your PT score.
10. When you hear an order, the first word out of your mouth is "Why?"
11. The field is where a farmer works.
12. Training exercises are put on admin hold when the coffee runs out.
13. You think a "Leatherman" is one of the village people.
14. Your last tactical assignment was during a game of Risk.
15. You hold an ASI for PowerPoint.
16. You think a FARP is something you have to excuse yourself for.
17. You think MKT stands for market.
18. Your last MRE was eaten in Basic Training.
19. Your map is on a computer screen.
20. You think Gortex is a Power Ranger Enemy.
21. You only know one meaning for HooAh.
22. You think all alerts flash on a computer screen.
23 You think a Recall is remembering what you did last time.
24. You think an ISB is part of your security check.
25. You think your HMMWV has a spare tire.
26. You consider Hawaii a hardship tour.
27. Your BDUs look newer then your class-Bs
28. You think Fast Rope is a Cowboy trick.
29. You think stand-in-the door is what you do at shift change.
30. You think a Master Blaster throws great parties.

[Donald]

lol