10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
9. Directions to outpatient clinic include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park."
8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
7. Only proctologist in the Tri-Care Prime plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6. Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of plan is "an apple a day".
5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to the post thrift shop last month.
4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-plan charges" is not a typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. Under the old system, your Viagra pills didn't come in different colors with little "M"'s on them. and Number 1 Sign Tri-Care isn't working (drum roll)...
1. You ask for Viagra. You get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
10-07-2006, 05:04 PM
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