An Amish lady

[Navy6064]

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her
horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

"Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have
to issue you a warning. You have a broken
reflector on your buggy."

"Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I
get home."

"That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like
the way that one rein loops across the horse's
back and around one of his balls. I consider that
animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have
your husband take care of that right away!"

Later that day, the lady is home telling her
husband about her encounter with the cop.

"Well, dear, what exactly did he say?"

"He said the reflector is broken."

"I can fix that in two minutes. What else?"

"I'm not sure, Jacob...something about the
emergency brake..."

[Donald]

lol

[AngelBear]