Little Johnny Tells A Story
The fifth grade teacher tells her class we are going to learn something about SEX.
So, she instructs everyone to go home and learn something about sex and come back tomorrow and be prepared to discuss it with the class.
The next day, the teacher asks, “Who has learned something about sex?”
No one says anything, except Little Johnny in the back of the room has his hand up.
The teacher looks around and calls on Mary.
Mary says, “Well my parents thought I was asleep and they left there bedroom door open, and I saw my Daddy on top of my Mommy and she was yelling, Oh my God, Larry I am cuming!”
The teacher says, “That’s very good Mary, you learned something about sex, you get an ‘A’ for class participation.”
The teacher looks around and calls on Suzie next.
Suzie says, “My parents went out last night and they left me with my older sister. She had her boyfriend Jack come over. I snuck down stairs and hid and watched them. Jack pulled up my sister’s skirt and ripped her panties off with his teeth.”
The teacher says, “That’s very good Suzie, you learned something about sex, and you also get an ‘A’ for class participation.”
So the teacher looks around and Johnny is busting a gut to tell his story, so finally the teacher says, “Ok Johnny, tell us what you learned about sex.”
Johnny says, “Well teach it’s like this. I went home last night and turned on Fox News TV Channel, and there was story about a Marine in Afghanistan. There were Taliban to the North of him, Taliban to the south of him, Al Qaida to the east of him, and Al Qaida to the west of him, he was completely surrounded. This lone Marine quickly dug himself in, and with his M-16 and Desert Eagle 50 he shoots them all dead!”
The teacher looks amazed and says, “That’s very interesting, but what does that have to do with SEX?”
Johnny replies, “Just goes to show teach, don’t fuck with the Marines.”
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10-20-2004, 11:02 AM
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