Little Johnny Joins The Marines

Little Johnny final graduates high school and tells his parents he has signed up for the Corp.
“The Corp.”, his father asks?
“Yes Dad, You know the Marine Corp.”, replies Johnny.
Johnny’s father says, “Have you gone mad Johnny?”
Johnny says, “No Dad and I have thought this through.”
“But why”, asks the father.
“Well Dad, do you remember the guest speaker who came and gave the commencement ceremony at my graduation?” asks Johnny.
Johnny’s Dad says, “Yes, I remember, what does that have to do with you joining the Marines?”
“Well Dad, it’s like this. You called that there preacher a fire and brimstone patron of the lord God himself”, replies Johnny.
“Go one Johnny explain further”, says his father.
“Dad, that preacher keep saying that Armageddon is coming and we better choose our path well”, says Johnny.
Johnny’s mother and father are still stumped.
Johnny’s Dad said, “Go on Johnny with your explanation.”
“Well Mom and Dad I figured if Armageddon was coming real soon like that preacher said, then I better be on the side of the Lord God himself”, says Johnny.
“Well Johnny, why the Marines”, the father asks?
“Dad it’s like this. I figure that there preacher knows a heap more than us, and that there is a lot of bad in the world. So God may need some help, and who better to call on than the United States Marines”, says Johnny.
“So, Johnny you figure on kicking ass and taking names”, says his Dad.
“No Dad”, says Johnny.
“Well what then”, says his Dad?
Johnny replies, “I am only going to kick ass, I figure God will take the names himself, after all Marines don’t have to be bright to kick ass, just tough as steel. Also, I figure us Marines are going to be pretty damn busy, I figure we are heavily out numbered.”
Johnny’s Mother faints and falls to the floor, and his Dad is speechless.

[RFleischman]

"God has a hardon for marines, because we kill everything we see!. We keep heaven in fresh supply of new souls."

-GySgt Hartman, Full Metal Jacket