Happy Halloween

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Happy Halloween

> A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't
> know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a
> costume company to explain his problem.

> A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
> Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief
> will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just
> right as a pirate.
> Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

> The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden
> leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives
> another parcel and a note, which says:
> Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover
> your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
> Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

> Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
> wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another
> nasty letter of complaint.

> The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:
> Dear Sir, Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses.
> Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass
> and go as a caramel apple

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