Men Never Know When To SHUT their Mouths

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Men Never Know When To SHUT their Mouths

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
increases her speed to 65 mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me
out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with
your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly
and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the
house," he says insistently..

Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.

85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit
cards and the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This
makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph, the wife turns to him
and smiles. "The air bag."

Moral of the Story :
Women are crazy!!!!
Don't mess with them!!
Just smile and pass this on to those who need a laugh!!!

[Navy6064]

lol

[Infantrymen]