A Young Jewish Couple

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A Young Jewish Couple
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when an

unfortunate incident occurred.

Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the toilet for the

morning's relief, and neglected to notice that the seat was up.
When she sat, she kept going!
She was just the right size and shape so that she became jammed into the
toilet past her waist with her legs sticking straight up in front of

her.

She cried for her husband, who rushed in, and for the next hour tried

desperately to extricate her.

In this process they removed her sleeping gown, but this only left her

naked and still stuck, with a particular part of her anatomy prominently

visible between her splayed legs.
Finally, the couple resolved to call a plumber, despite the embarrassing

nature of their problem.
When the plumber arrived, the young man let him in, but as they were

walking to the bathroom, the young man realized that his wife was

exposed in a very compromising and humiliating way.
Thinking fast, he ran ahead of the plumber and placed the first thing he

could think of, his yarmulke skull cap, over his wife's exposed

privates.

The plumber walked into the bathroom, took one long look, and commented:

"Well, I think I can save your wife, buddy, but the Rabbi's a goner."

Lol