Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

George Bush’s Answer:
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

John Kerry’s Answer:
While serving in Vietnam, I was in favor of the chicken crossing the road. Then later I realized that there were those who needed the chicken on this side of the road. Now I would like to see the chicken on the other side of the road, unless of course it would be better served to be on this side of the road. Ideally, I think the chicken should be in the middle of the road.

Ralph Nader’s Answer:
The chicken’s habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

Bill Clinton’s Answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Bill Gates’ Answer:
I have just released eChicken 2004, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance you checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

Dr. Seuss’ Answer:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I’ve not been told!

Ernest Hemingway’s Answer:
To die. In the rain. Alone.

Martin Luther King, Jr.’s Answer:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Grandpa’s Answer:
In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Barbara Walters’ Answer:
Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.

Jerry Seinfeld’s Answer:
Why doesn’t anyone ever think to ask, “What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?”

Jerry Falwell’s Answer:
Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t it obvious? Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the “other side.” That’s what they call it- “the other side.” Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like “the other side.”

Aristotle’s Answer:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Captain Kirk’s Answer:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Albert Einstein’s Answer:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

Sigmund Freud’s Answer:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

L.A.P.D.’s Answer:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I will find out!

Louis Farrakhan’s Answer:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the “black man” in order to trample him and keep him down.

O.J. Simpson’s Answer:
It didn’t. I was playing golf with it at the time.

[Batgirl]

Those are good...lol

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[Grimmy]

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