Cia Assassin Applications And Interviews

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Cia Assassin Applications And Interviews


A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an

assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to

fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks

involved before you can even be considered for the position.

After sending some applicants through the background checks,

training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices

down to two men and a woman, but only one position was

available.

The day came for the final test to see which person would

get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the

test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed

him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your

instructions no matter what the circumstances," they

explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting

in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The first man got a

shocked look on his face and said, "You can't be serious!! I

could never shoot my own wife!!" "Well," says the CIA man,

"you're definitely not the right man for this job then."

So, they bring the second man to the same door and hand

him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions

no matter what the circumstances," they explained to the

second man. "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a

chair. Take this gun and kill her."

The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took

the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5

minutes, then the door opened. The man came out of the

room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her, I just

couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not

the right man for the job." "No," the CIA man replied, "You

don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Now they're down to the woman left to test. Again they lead

her to the same door to the same room and hand her the

same gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions

no matter what the circumstances, this is our final test.

Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take

this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun and opened the

door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA

heard the gun start firing, one shot after another for about 13

shots.

Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming,

crashing, banging on the walls. This went on for several

minutes, then all went quiet. The door opened slowly, and

there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow

and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with

blanks!! I had to beat him to death with the chair!!"

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haha Awesome!