Rental Dispute

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> > Rental Dispute
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with
> > >him for $500.00. So they spent the night together. In the morning,
> > >before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with
> > >him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail
> > >it
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> > >to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment."
> > >
> > >On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realising
> > >that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a cheque
> > >for $250.00 and enclosed a note:
> > >
> > >**********************
> > >Dear Madam:
> > >
> > >Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of $250.00 for rent of your
> > >apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I
> > >rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
> > >
> > >1. It had never been occupied.
> > >2. There was plenty of heat.
> > >3. It was small enough to make me cosy and at home.
> > >Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously
> > >occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too
> > >large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back
> > >the following reply.....
> > >
> > >****************************
> > >Dear Sir:
> > >First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful
> > >apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there
> > >is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space,
> > >the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have
> > >enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord. I
> > >will expect full payment due immediately or I will be forced to
> > >hire someone to remove your furniture

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[brooklyn6]

lolol

[Batgirl]

I've seen that before but it is funny