Girls Night Out

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> Why females should avoid a girls night after they are married: The
> other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
> Chet that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours
> passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit
> loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,the cuckoo clock
> in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing, Chet
> would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
> I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
> quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to
> escape a possible conflict with him.
> The next morning Chet asked me what time I got in, and I
> told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all! Got away with that
> one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him
> why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,
> then said, Oh S**T.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,
> cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, & then
> tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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