Threesome

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.

She looked fine for a 65-year-old. We drank a bit, and things progressed rather nicely.

She asked if I had ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked.

"It a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "No."

We drank a bit more, and then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

We went back to her place.

She turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

"Mom, you still awake?"

[WinterStorm]

Now this is what I call a threesome: