How to tell the sex of a fly.

10-28-2004, 03:10 PM

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How to tell the sex of a fly.

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband
stalking
around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the
phone."

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