The trooper and juggler

[Navy6064]

The trooper and juggler

The car was pulled over by a highway patrolman for speeding.

As the officer was writing the ticket, he noticed several machetes in the car.

"What are those for?" he asked suspiciously.

"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."

"Well, show me," the officer demanded.

The juggler took out the machetes and started juggling them; first three, then more until he was tossing seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show in the breakdown lane and amazing the officer.

Just then, another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, "My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test they're giving now."

[RFleischman]

Lol!!!