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10-29-2004, 11:58 PM

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LCpl Lamm

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Redneck Marriage

How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.

LCpl Lamm's Sig:"Marines I see as two breeds, Rottweilers or Dobermans, because Marines come in two varieties, big and mean, or skinny and mean. They're aggressive on the attack and tenacious on defense. They've got really short hair and they always go for the throat." [RAdm. "Jay" R. Stark, USN; 10 November 1995]

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-Second Amendment: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
-What counts is not the size of the man in the fight, its the size of the fight in the man.-Dwight D. Eisenhower
-Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die.-Herbert Hoover

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