Home Portal Blog Links
Go Back   Military Forum > Military Community > Military Clubs > The Fouled Anchor

The Fouled Anchor Join Old Salt for funny military jokes, stories.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-30-2004, 12:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
Marine
Devildog

 
LCpl Lamm's Avatar
 
Group:
Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps

LCpl LammMarine is LCpl Lamm isimli üyemiz çevrimdışıdır. (Offline)
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Earth
Posts: 1,108
Threads: 154
UserID: 21
User Info
United_States  marine_corps  male  virgo  chinese_dragon

Military_Support
My current mood: Unspecified
Reputation +/-Power: 6
Points: 23
LCpl Lamm is on a distinguished road
LCpl LammMarine is LCpl Lamm isimli üyemiz çevrimdışıdır. (Offline)  

Payback

Twas the night before Payback...

'Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,
The Taliban are running like rabbits in Afghanistan.
Osama's been praying, he's down on his knees,
He's hoping that Allah will hear all his pleas.

He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and shatter,
But all that he's done is just make us madder.
We haven't yet forgotten our Marines in Beirut,
And we'll kick your ass, with one heavy boot.

And yes we remember the USS Cole,
And the lives of our sailors that you bastards stole.
You think you can rule us and cause us to fear,
You'll soon get the answer if you live to hear.

And we ain't forgotten your buddy Saddam,
And he ain't forgotten the sound of our bombs.
You think that those mountains are somewhere to hide,
They'll go down in history as the place where you died.

Remember Khadhafi and his line of death?
He came very close, to his final breath.
So come out and prove it, that you are a man,
Cause our boys are coming and they have a plan.

They are our Fathers and they are our Sons,
And they sure do carry some mighty big Guns.
They would have stayed home, with Children and Wives,
Till you bastards came here and took all these Lives.

Osama I wrote this especially for you,
For air mail delivery by B-52.
You soon will be hearing a thud and a whistle,
Old Glory is coming, attached to a missile.

I won't be sorry to see your cowardly ass go,
It's Red, White, and Blue that's running this show!



I thought some of you would like to hear this one especially.
Lamm


LCpl Lamm's Sig:
"Marines I see as two breeds, Rottweilers or Dobermans, because Marines come in two varieties, big and mean, or skinny and mean. They're aggressive on the attack and tenacious on defense. They've got really short hair and they always go for the throat." [RAdm. "Jay" R. Stark, USN; 10 November 1995]



Semper Fi




-Second Amendment: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
-What counts is not the size of the man in the fight, its the size of the fight in the man.-Dwight D. Eisenhower
-Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die.-Herbert Hoover
LCpl Lamm isimli üyemiz çevrimdışıdır. (Offline)  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Sponsored Links

» Support the Site!

Military Gear - Military Ltd Gear - Infantrymen Gear - Ranger Gear - Single Servicemen
Old 10-30-2004, 06:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
Senior Member
Old Salt

 
Navy6064's Avatar
 
Group:
Sr. Infantrymen General

Navy6064Special Member is Navy6064 isimli üyemiz çevrimdışıdır. (Offline)
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: US
Posts: 22,947
Threads: 4588
UserID: 6
User Info
United_States  navy  male  aquarius  chinese_snake

USA_Support
My current mood: Happy
Reputation +/-Power: 42
Points: 1246
Navy6064 has much to be proud ofNavy6064 has much to be proud ofNavy6064 has much to be proud ofNavy6064 has much to be proud ofNavy6064 has much to be proud ofNavy6064 has much to be proud ofNavy6064 has much to be proud ofNavy6064 has much to be proud ofNavy6064 has much to be proud of
Navy6064Special Member is Navy6064 isimli üyemiz çevrimdışıdır. (Offline)  

Re: Payback

Good one.


Navy6064's Sig:
Navy6064 isimli üyemiz çevrimdışıdır. (Offline)  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2004, 11:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
Marine
Devildog

 
LCpl Lamm's Avatar
 
Group:
Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps

LCpl LammMarine is LCpl Lamm isimli üyemiz çevrimdışıdır. (Offline)
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Earth
Posts: 1,108
Threads: 154
UserID: 21
User Info
United_States  marine_corps  male  virgo  chinese_dragon

Military_Support
My current mood: Unspecified
Reputation +/-Power: 6
Points: 23
LCpl Lamm is on a distinguished road
LCpl LammMarine is LCpl Lamm isimli üyemiz çevrimdışıdır. (Offline)  

Re: Payback

hehe, I thought so too...
Lamm
LCpl Lamm isimli üyemiz çevrimdışıdır. (Offline)  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2004, 02:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
Army
Veni, Vidi, Vici

 
RFleischman's Avatar
 
Group:
Command Sergeant Major

RFleischmanArmy is RFleischman isimli üyemiz çevrimdışıdır. (Offline)
AKA: Flash
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 1,350
Threads: 39
UserID: 239
User Info
United_States  army  male  cancer  

Military_Support
My current mood: Naughty
Reputation +/-Power: 6
Points: 10
RFleischman is on a distinguished road
RFleischmanArmy is RFleischman isimli üyemiz çevrimdışıdır. (Offline)  

Re: Payback

I like it!

-Flash


RFleischman's Sig:"Guns don't kill people, Abortion clinics do!"
"when Hillary Clinton becomes president, I will do my voting from the rooftops!"
RFleischman isimli üyemiz çevrimdışıdır. (Offline)  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
payback



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



New To The Site? Need Information?

 

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.0 Alpha 2
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd., SEO by vBSEO 3.1.0
Designed by MilitaryDesign.Com
MilitaryLtd.com, GoInfantry.Com, Infantrymen.Net, Infantrymen's Military Forum are © 2000-2008 MilitaryLtd.Com. All Rights Reserved.
Any copying, redistribution or retransmission of any of the contents or images without express written consent is expressly prohibited.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253