M.a.r.i.n.e.

[Harmon Rabb Jr.]

M: My
A: Ass
R: Rides
I: In
N: Navy
E: Equipment

or

M: Muscles
A: Are
R: Required
I: Intelligence
N: Not
E: Essential

[SGRock]

HA HA HA
This from someone who WANNABE a JAG officer in the Navy. Watch it boy!

[Harmon Rabb Jr.]

Remember, I am Harmon Rabb Jr.

[cplmpes30]

I got these in Nijmegen from some UK Marine:

How do you kill a Marine?
Throw sand against a wall and yell "Hit the beach"

What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 200?
A platoon

Taraa

[OAKS]

I thought MARINE stood for: My Ass Rots In Navy Equipment. LOL

And of course USMC stands for Uncle Sam's Misguided Children

[WinterStorm]

A reality TV manager was interviewing one person from from each of the armed forces for a spot on the new TV show.

A soldier came in first and the manager handed him a berretta, and said, "Go into the other room there and shoot whoever it is in there." The soldier goes in and came back out and said, "I can’t do it." He didn’t get the spot.

Next a sailor came in and the manager said the same thing to him. The sailor went into the room, came out and said, "I can’t do that." He didn’t get the spot.

Then an Air Force pilot came in and was handed the same berretta and was told to do the same thing. Before he even went in he turned the manager down.

Finally a Marine came in and stood in front of the manager at parade rest. The manager handed him the berretta and told him to kill whomever it was in the other room. The Marine walked in and from behind the door came a loud BANG!! Then what sounded like braking wood and then screaming. The Marine walked out, covered in blood. The manager yelled, "What the hell happened." The Marine replied, "Some dumbass put blanks in the gut so I had to brake off a table leg and beat her to death, sir."

[WinterStorm]

And I like this one too . . .
Three ’gentlemen’ are seated together on a cross-country plane trip.

After about an hour the first gentleman, by way of breaking the ice, puts down his New York Times and announces - "My name is Johnathon Smith."

"Lt. General."

"U.S. Army."

"Retired."

"Served in Korea and Vietnam."

"Married."

"Two sons."

"Both Doctors."

He picks up his paper and continues to read.

About half an hour later, the second gentleman puts down his Washington Post and says, "Dillard Jones.

"Major General."

"U.S. Air Force."

"Retired."

"Served in Vietnam and Gulf War I."

"Married."

"Two sons."

"Both Lawyers."

He then picks up his paper and continues to read.

Later on, the third man puts down his Dailey Racing Form and grunts, "Gus Miller."

"Gunnery Sergeant."

"U.S. Marines Corps"

"Discharged"

"Served in Korea and Vietnam and Gulf War I and Gulf War II."

"NEVER married."

"Two sons, -------- Both Generals!"