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A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled.
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A
> single agent was rebooking a long line of > inconvenienced travelers. > Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the > desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said "I > HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST > CLASS" > The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I'll be happy to > try to help you, but, I've got to help these folks > first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something > out. " > The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so > that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU > HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" > > Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her > public address microphone, "May I have your attention > please, " she began, her voice heard clearly > throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at > Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can > help him find his identity, > please come to Gate 14." > With the folks behind him in line laughing > hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, > gritted his teeth and swore "F*** You!" > Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, > sir, but you'll have to get in line for that, too." |
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