The new preacher

[Navy6064]

The new preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty. One day he decided
to visit some of the church members who hadn't been to service lately. He
went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door. When she answered
the door, she said, "Conway Twitty!"

"No ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I just stopped by to
have a prayer with you." So she said come right on in. He visited several
more homes, and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty.

Then he came to a widow woman's house on the end of the street. She was
taking a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around her and
opened the door. When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands - which
allowed the towel to fall to the floor. "Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "It's
Conway Twitty!"

And he said, "Hello, Darlin!"

[Grimmy]

lol, temptation overcomes disciplen yet again!

[LostAngel]

:groannedt

[AngelBear]

:yougoodde

[RFleischman]

Lol!!