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Old 11-09-2004, 08:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Pi Bigsmile Lipstick in School -- Priceless!!

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington
recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls
were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.That
was fine but, after they put on their lipstick, they would press their
lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the
maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put
them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called
all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance
man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major
problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To
demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked
the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He
took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned
the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the
mirror.

There are teachers, and then there are educators.
 
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Old 11-09-2004, 09:45 PM   #2 (permalink)

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Old 11-10-2004, 07:51 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2004, 10:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2004, 04:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2004, 05:07 PM   #6 (permalink)

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Old 11-10-2004, 05:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 12-06-2004, 02:09 PM   #11 (permalink)
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:lmaonedt Funny as hell! Loved it
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Old 01-10-2005, 08:32 AM   #13 (permalink)
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