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Old 12-02-2004, 03:41 PM   #1 (permalink)

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The test...

> > The test...
> > > >
> > > > I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year,
> > > > and so
> >we
> > > > decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my
friends
> > > > encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
> > > >
> > > > There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and
> > > > that
was
> > > > my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most
> > > > of
all
> > > > beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me
feel
> > > > uncomfortable.
> > > >
> > > > One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the
> > > > wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I
> > > > arrived, she
> >whispered
> > > >
> > > > to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
desires
> > > > for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and
> >committed
> > > >
> > > > my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just
> > > > once...
> > > >
> > > > What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
> > > > So,
> >she
> > > >
> > > > said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just
> > > > come
and
> > > > get me.
> > > >
> > > > I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to
> > > > the
> >front
> > > >
> > > > door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.
> > > >
> > > > Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes,
> > > > hugged
> >me
> > > > and said we are very happy and pleased; you have passed our
> > > > little
> >test.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter.
> > > > Welcome to
> >the
> > > >
> > > > family!
> > > >
> > > > Moral of the story....
> > > >
> > > > ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR!!!!

-Ken


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Old 12-03-2004, 02:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: The test...

Rofl, to good
 
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Old 12-06-2004, 01:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: The test...

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Re: The test...

LOL!! I will have to remember that one!

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Re: The test...

ive heard it... good one none the less

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lololol

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