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U.S. Army Moderator ![]() Military Police Vietnam Veteran 66MP1
is AKA: Ken
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Cherryville, NC
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The test...
> > The test...
> > > > > > > > I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, > > > > and so > >we > > > > decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends > > > > encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! > > > > > > > > There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and > > > > that was > > > > my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most > > > > of all > > > > beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel > > > > uncomfortable. > > > > > > > > One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the > > > > wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I > > > > arrived, she > >whispered > > > > > > > > to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires > > > > for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and > >committed > > > > > > > > my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just > > > > once... > > > > > > > > What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. > > > > So, > >she > > > > > > > > said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just > > > > come and > > > > get me. > > > > > > > > I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to > > > > the > >front > > > > > > > > door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. > > > > > > > > Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, > > > > hugged > >me > > > > and said we are very happy and pleased; you have passed our > > > > little > >test. > > > > > > > > > > > > We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. > > > > Welcome to > >the > > > > > > > > family! > > > > > > > > Moral of the story.... > > > > > > > > ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR!!!! -Ken |
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USNSCC, CAP Garrett
is AKA: G-Rat
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: St. Charles, IL
Posts: 421
Threads: 16 UserID: 534 |
Re: The test...
ive heard it... good one none the less
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