A young couple got married.

[Navy6064]

A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they returned from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well, darling," questioned her mom, "how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mother," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language... Stuff I'd never heard before... Really terrible 4-letter words... You've got to come get me and take me home... PLEASE MOTHER!"

With that the new bride began to sob over the telephone.

But honey," the mother countered, "WHAT 4-letter words?"

"I can't tell you, mother," said the daughter, "they're too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE !!!"

"Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell mother the 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother...it's just terrible. Words like DUST...WASH......IRON....COOK."

[AngelBear]

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[CFergusn]

That was my ex....