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Old 01-19-2005, 04:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Alzheimers' Test
Count the "F" in the following text:


FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... (SEE BELOW)


HOW MANY ?


... 3?


WRONG, THERE ARE 6 !!-- no joke.


READ IT AGAIN !


The reasoning behind is further down.


The brain cannot process "OF".


Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!


Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is
a genius.


Three is normal, four is quite rare.


Send this to your friends.


It will drive them crazy.! And keep them


occupied for several minutes..!
 
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Old 01-19-2005, 09:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I counted 5

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Old 01-19-2005, 09:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I got 5 also, I missed the last "of"...

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damn that was the one I missed
I couldn't even find it when I read it again

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Old 01-19-2005, 09:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I got 4

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I think that I have.....wait......what were we talking about?

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call me genuis!
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got 5
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i only got 3 i guess i am stupid or something.

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Pi Bigsmile Re: Alzheimers' Test
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i only got 3 i guess i am stupid or something.
Definition of 'stupid"
Very dull; insensible; senseless; wanting in understanding; heavy; sluggish; in a state of stupor; -- said of persons.

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definition of something
Anything unknown, undetermined, or not specifically designated; a certain indefinite thing; an indeterminate or unknown event; an unspecified task, work, or thing.

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definition of Alzheimer's
Alzheimer's disease: a progressive form of presenile dementia that is similar to senile dementia except that it usually starts in the 40s or 50s; first symptoms are impaired memory which is followed by impaired thought and speech and finally complete helplessness
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So which one is it :dontknown

 
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