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Old 01-25-2005, 07:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Pi Bigsmile A Trucker and a Blonde

A Trucker and a Blonde

A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the next light, the blonde again catches up and says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load."

He ignores her again and continues down the street. At the next red light the blonde catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker looks at her and finally he says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's snowing, and I'm driving a salt truck."


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Old 01-25-2005, 07:33 PM   #2 (permalink)

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Re: A Trucker and a Blonde

:groannedt

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Old 01-25-2005, 07:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: A Trucker and a Blonde

ditto.....:groannedt


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Old 01-25-2005, 08:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: A Trucker and a Blonde

hahaha sounds like a couple of people i know

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Old 01-26-2005, 12:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: A Trucker and a Blonde

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Old 01-26-2005, 09:03 AM   #6 (permalink)
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lol nice

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Old 01-28-2005, 01:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Lol!!

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Lol thats a good'n
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Old 01-28-2005, 01:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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:shootment jeeeeeeeeeeeze

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ROFL! It's been awhile since a punchline caught me by surpise like that.

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