Steeler Baby

Rusty24 · 02-05-2005, 08:56 AM

A Steeler linebacker buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because he onces his wife has just produced a typical Steeler sized baby boy weighing 25 lbs. Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! heard too.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar.

The bartender says,"Say, you're the father of the typical Steeler sized baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers,"17lbs".

The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth."

The Steeler linebacker father takes a slow swig from his Iron City,
wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised!"

USMCRET6391 · 02-05-2005, 08:59 AM

:groannedt

RFleischman · 02-08-2005, 10:32 AM

Ha Ha Ha!!

ColeGyreneJROTC · 02-08-2005, 04:19 PM

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