The Bar

[Rusty24]

This guy walks into a bar and 2 steps in he realizes it's a "gay bar". He says, oh what the heck I really want a drink.

When the "gay" waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"

The customer says look pal all I want is a drink then I'll be out.

The gay waiter says" I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis." "Mine for instance is called NIKE for the slogan 'JUST DO IT.'

That guy down there at the end calls his Snickers, 'cause it really satisfies.
The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him to think it over for a minute, and that he'll be right back.

So the customer looks over to the man on his right and says "Hey fella what's the name of your Penis?"

The man replies "TIMEX-It takes a licking and keeps on ticking."

A little shaken by this the man looks over to his left and says 'what's the name of your Penis Buddy?'

The man proudly exclaims….. "FORD, 'cause Quality is job one!" then he adds with a wink" Have you driven a Ford lately?" Now the guy is really shaken up.

The bartender comes back and says "So what's the name of your Penis?"
The customer says" SECRET now give me my DAMN BEER.

"The bartender begins to pour the beer, but with a puzzled look asks "Why SECRET?"

The customer says......."Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!!"

[USMCRET6391]

:nice-onen

[RFleischman]

nice!!