Mastercard Wedding

You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent wedding

that took place at Clemson University. It was in the

local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It

was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the

wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage

with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he

wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long

distances, to support them at their wedding. He

especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family

and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such

a lavish reception. As a token of his deep

appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a

special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of

everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a

manila envelope. He said this was his gift to

everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of

his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had

gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired

a private detective to tail them. After just standing

there, just watching the guests' reactions for a

couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and

said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and

said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded

crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage

annulled first thing in the morning. While most

people would have cancelled the wedding immediately

after finding out about the affair, this guy goes

through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over

$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and

best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's

reputations in front of 300 friends and family

members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"

commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception

for 300 family members and

friends.........................$32,000. Wedding

photographs commemorating the

occasion.......................................... .$3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in

Maui......................................$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10

glossy of the bride humping the best man..........

Priceless. There are some things money can't buy,

for everything else there's MASTERCARD.

[Ram0528]

Thats awesome & F'ing insane.

[ColeGyreneJROTC]

damn.....balls the size of church bells is right, though perhaps a sacrilege

[RFleischman]

oh man...that guy is my hero!