Marital Bliss

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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

The next week the man had an important appointment and had to be at the airport in time. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 A.M."

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 A.M., and that he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper on the bed.... It said... "It is 5:00 A.M., wake up!"
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- Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something his lover said. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before his wife finishes...

- To a man, a kiss is just an application for a better position.

- When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.

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A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."

"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.

[AngelBear]

[rabbid37]

I like it!

[Navy6064]

Lol

[CFHSNJROTC]

LOL nice i like it.

[Ram0528]

thats funny

[Turtledrive]

I think I have that lazy condition