Grenade!

[MACTANK]

A DI was humping his boots through the woods when he picked up a pine cone, threw it at the platoon and yelled, "GRENADE!"

Immediately the entire platoon hit the deck. "You ******* cowards," the DI lamented, "when a grenade is thrown you jump on top of it to save your buddies." The new boots soak in this knowledge and carry on their hump.

A few miles later the DI picks up another pine cone, throws it at the platoon, and yells "GRENADE!" The entire platoon, save for one boot, falls over themselves to jump on the pine cone. The DI approaches the boot and begins to chew him out.

"What the hell is your problem!?! Don't you care about your fellow Marines?" The private looks at the DI and responds,

"Yeah, but someone had to survive to tell the story..."

[1LTJAY]

Good one

[Ram0528]

[Turtledrive]

There has to be a smart ass in every group.