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Old 03-17-2005, 09:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Pi Bigsmile A young Scottish lad and lass

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low
> stone wall, holding hands and gazing out over the
> loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Then
> finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny
> for your thoughts, Angus."
>
> "Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time
> for a wee kiss."
>
> The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him
> lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed. The two turned
> once again to gaze out over the loch. Minutes passed
> and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your
> thoughts, Angus."
>
> "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time for
> a wee cuddle."
>
> The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for
> a few seconds. Then he blushed. Then the two turned
> once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while,
> she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
>
> "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you
> let me put my hand on your leg."
>
> The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her
> knee. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again
> to gaze out over the lock before the girl spoke again.
> "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
>
> The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well,
> noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious
> this time."
>
> "Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with
anticipation.
>
> "Aye," said the lad, nodding. The girl looked away in
shyness, began to
> blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate
request.
>
> Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid
me the first three
> pennies?"


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Old 03-17-2005, 09:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-17-2005, 11:38 AM   #5 (permalink)
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