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A young Scottish lad and lass
A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low
> stone wall, holding hands and gazing out over the > loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Then > finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny > for your thoughts, Angus." > > "Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time > for a wee kiss." > > The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him > lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed. The two turned > once again to gaze out over the loch. Minutes passed > and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your > thoughts, Angus." > > "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time for > a wee cuddle." > > The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for > a few seconds. Then he blushed. Then the two turned > once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while, > she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." > > "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you > let me put my hand on your leg." > > The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her > knee. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again > to gaze out over the lock before the girl spoke again. > "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." > > The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, > noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious > this time." > > "Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation. > > "Aye," said the lad, nodding. The girl looked away in shyness, began to > blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request. > > Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three > pennies?" |
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Re: A young Scottish lad and lass
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