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Old 03-17-2005, 11:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Blonde Gal

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one
night he's doing a show. With his dummy on his knee, he
starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde
woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What
makes you think you can stereotype women that way?"

"What does the color of a person's hair have to do
with her worth as a human being? "

"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being
respected at work and in the community and from reaching
our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind
continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes,
but women in general and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, when
the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking
to that little guy sitting on your knee!"

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Old 03-17-2005, 11:51 AM   #2 (permalink)

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Old 03-17-2005, 12:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Lol

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Old 03-17-2005, 12:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol

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Old 03-17-2005, 04:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 03-17-2005, 04:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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:groannedt LOL

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Old 03-17-2005, 04:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I've seen this one before but it's still funny

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Old 03-19-2005, 09:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
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:pannedt LOL!

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Old 03-20-2005, 08:10 PM   #10 (permalink)
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