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Old 03-17-2005, 03:37 PM   #1 (permalink)

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Old 03-17-2005, 03:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol

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Old 03-17-2005, 03:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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thats funny

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Old 03-17-2005, 03:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Ladies I have found our remote...
:smart-ass I resemble that remark I think LMAO

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Old 03-17-2005, 03:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That didn't take to long to post
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Old 03-17-2005, 03:54 PM   #6 (permalink)

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Old 03-17-2005, 07:01 PM   #7 (permalink)
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For men

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Old 03-17-2005, 07:37 PM   #8 (permalink)

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Old 03-17-2005, 07:38 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Re: Ladies I have found our remote...
why is there a "+" option on the nag button?

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Old 03-17-2005, 08:06 PM   #10 (permalink)

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And what's with the toilet seat thing anyway? You want us to put it up to use it and put it down so you don't have to life a finger to do anything. Where's the equality in that? I put it up, you put it down. Equal pay for equal work and all that. And since I have to fight gravity to do my part and you have gravity working for you in your part, go fix dinner.

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Old 03-17-2005, 08:26 PM   #11 (permalink)
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LMAO, this one of the most funniest threads I have seen in a while

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Because if I fall in the toilet in the middle of the night because you left the toilet seat up, you aren't getting any lovin for the rest of the week... and you'll be making your own damn dinner!

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