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Reasons It's Time For A New Convertible Top.
Top Ten Reasons It's Time For A New Convertible Top.
#10. Calling your convertible a "ragtop" is more reality than slang.
#9. You're cruising down the highway with the wind in your hair and the warm sun on your shoulders-- with THE TOP UP!
#8. You couldn't see or hear the police cruiser--you know, the one with flashing lights that's been behind you for the last 3 miles.
#7. The weather forecast inside your car is at least as bad as that for the outside world.
#6. Your spouse is getting suspicious because you keep a half dozen towels in your car.
#5. Your insurance company refuses to insure you against pneumonia.
#4. You would order a new top, but you can't tell what color the old one was.
#3. When it's raining, you avoid hitting the brakes because the puddle under the seat soaks your pant legs.
#2. Neighborhood cats won't walk on your top for fear of falling through.
And the #1 reason it's time for a new top: You're running out of duct tape!
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03-17-2005, 05:13 PM
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