A clean joke?

MACTANK · 03-21-2005, 08:41 AM

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, buthere is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them and the beech says to the birch, "Is that
a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the
sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell
if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Wipe that smile off your face!

1LTJAY · 03-21-2005, 08:55 AM

**AngelBear** · 03-21-2005, 09:23 AM

Ram0528 · 03-21-2005, 09:34 AM

rabbid37 · 03-21-2005, 10:01 AM

Hmmmm.....clean joke huh? LOL

brooklyn6 · 03-21-2005, 11:07 AM

lolol

CFHSNJROTC · 03-21-2005, 11:29 AM

good one and you did not lie it is technically clean lol.

**Navy6064** · 03-21-2005, 07:43 PM

RFleischman · 03-21-2005, 09:44 PM

LMAO, that was funny!

CoastieDrummer · 03-22-2005, 12:08 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. i love that one

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