Never Piss Off A Texas Woman

[SSGMike.Ivy]

A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to
find her husband inbed with another woman.
With super-human strength,borneof fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the
stairs, out the backdoor, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

Sheput histally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightlyand removed the handle.

Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The bangedup Cowboy wasterrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop!

You're not gonnacut it off with thatrusty damn saw, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put thesaw in her husband's
hand and said,

"Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed onfire, andgo to town for a cold beer.

<DIV>You do whatever youwant!!!

[Hasbeen]

[AngelBear]

[Spitfire101]

roflmao - dang I got a lot to learn from this lady.

[AmericanGirl]

Lmao!

[Navy6064]

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